WALL-E & EVE = <3

Poked?

2009-10-19T14:40:31Z

"Here are me reacors"
-el idiato

So I was poked by Andrew this time .. wow, you know it's getting bad when ..

I'm totally in class writing this. Because this class makes me angry. The teacher has a very strong Russian accent and I have no idea what she's saying. So my mind melts.

Um:

- I'm stressed out by an idiot I have to do projects with
- I have more art friends then friends in my program
- I have to do 4 days of placement after next week
- I need a job
- my honeybee and I plan on moving in together in the summer once we have money
- I have my phone back after an idissue
- I'm having halloween with my boyfriend at his dad's
- I had thanksgiving and my honeybee's surprise birthday party with his family
- SCHOOL NEEDS TO END NOW!!

My brain is mushing so that's all the update you get .. for now.

//I slept until noon last wednesday; it was so nice

Poof!

2009-06-26T02:33:26Z

Just a few quick things:

1) I'm in Algonquin till next weekend. Then you'll get my usual yearly camping entry.

2) HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDREW!
I know it's a bit late but the day isn't over yet so Happy 21st!

//tis all

A Whole Lotta Writing Going On

2009-05-31T17:44:07Z

"Wanna go for breakfast?"
-Don

Ohhh gosh. So I haven't updated in ... quite a while actually. Wow. I live! I'll just give you the highlights because I'll be lucky if I can remember what's happened:

WARNING! THIS ENTRY CONTAINS A HELLUVA LOT OF TALK ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND, AS WILL ALL MY ENTRIES IN THE FUTURE MORE THAN LIKELY AS HE'S MY LIFE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

One Month Anniversary
This was a huge milestone for me guys, I've never had a relationship last that long before, even though I know I'm going to marry my honeybee and have a perfect life with him. I was still uneasy until I passed this mark. Now that's it's over, I know nothing will ever separate us.

1) He got me an orchid for my anniversary present! OMG! It was adorable and he got me a card and he made sure the bow was red because red's my favorite color. He's so sweet! Awww! I loved it and I ran in the house to show my mom and brag about how absolutely adorable my boyfriend is.

2) He picked me up with his dad and brother, so I finally got to meet his real dad. Who was actually kickass and really chill. But can't drive and he didn't like that I was telling him how to drive hahaha he was like, "I don't like your girlfriend, Andrew." HE WAS DRIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD! haha ohhh Don.

3) I got the tour of Don's house and then as Andrew and I were heading for our walk down to the beach, Steve, his borther, comes running down the street to us. And asked if we wanted to go for breakfast. So we headed out to breakfast and ended up in ...

4) Niagra Falls! Like, how random is that!? But it was so perfect. We got to see the falls and his dad was like chauffeuring (sp?) us around the town, looking for a place to eat since we had passed the trucker stop we were going to eat at in grimsby.

5) We had brunch at this random little dinner that like no one was going to, even though it was mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm orgasm in the mouth, seriously. I ordered a waffle with strawberries and whip cream on top and it was so delish. I finished it before the other 3 had barely got halfway into their meals. And they stared at me. Then the waitress molested me and tucked in my tag on my shirt.

6) We almost drove to the states but stopped along the river and Andrew and I went for this random walk where we found 2 grey herons and this set of stairs that lead down to the water and ended in a gate. Like .. if I had brought my camera. It was odd!

7) Drove back to Don's house and met Drew, who for some stupid reason decided to hide my shoe? Like .. what the fuck?! Asshat. And I met 2 of Andrew's random friends on a walk and OMG WE SAW A DEAD SEAGULL!!! I freaked. And we walked back so they could drive me home.

8) We stopped at Arby's and hahahahaha Andrew got like this large roast beef sandwich thing that was MASSIVE and came in a plastic container that Steve decided to call a helmet. Awesome. And then Andrew and I attempted to share a curly fry and he bit me! Ahaha I was like ow. Thanks. But it was cute! And it was such a fun day, it was perfect. [/end anniversary]

9) I decided that I was bored that Thursday and randomly took the train down to Burlington to see Andrew at work =) He was so surprised and happy! And I got to meet Annette, who's the baker at his work and she was so nice to me and told me that I'd made Andrew so happy and that she was really glad I was with him. I was like awwww, you're so nice.

10) We got our bathroom cupboards at some weekend since I last posted and it was pouring with rain. We had to go all the way to scarborough and we had tarps down on top of them in the back of my uncle's pick up but they still got kinda soaked. My mom was stressing all the way home, yelling, "my cabinets! My poor beautiful cabinets!" *eyeroll*

11) I took Andrew clothes shopping on Thursday because he badly needed new clothes. It was raining out and by the time we got to the Burlington Mall, which is right down the street from his house, his shoes had an inch of water inside them and his jacket was soaked, even though we had an umbrella we were sharing. I bought him $150 worth of clothes. He needed it.

12) My mom doesn't have a job right now so she's home all the time. Not cool. What is cool is that when she came home Wednesday and said she was done (Friday was suppose to be her last day before she got laid off cause the company is closing) she broguht me a strawberry sundae. SWEET!

13) Andrew and I went and saw UP Friday night and OMG GUYS! It's sooooooooo cute! And hahahahahahahaha Brian was working and Andrew got so jealous because I knew him. He kept going, "he's looking at you. I don't like it." And I'd go .. he knows me. Usually you look at people if you know them? But I thought it was adorable that he was jealous, even though he has nothing to be jealous of. And OMG claustrophobia. So many people in the theater. And we had to wait in the .. lobby? I was freaking. Not cool. But adorable movie is adorable. And it made me cry. Fuck.

14) There was this creeper at the GO station while I was waiting for my dad to pick me up after the movie (cause apparently the 27 doesn't run after 8:30 wuuuut!?) and he kept like .. shuffling around me and trying to talk to me. And he was wearing this orange jumpsuit so I was secretly pretending he was an escaped inmate. It amused me. HIGHLY. And yet scared me at the same time?

15) I want to go to the zoo. Badly. But my friends can't decide when/if we're going and Andrew says we can go with Marvin instead (his friend) if they don't decide soon cause he also really wants to go. I wanna see stingray bay! It's gonna be awesome. But we have to plan around everyone's work schedules so we need to pick a day so everyone can book it off and we can go. Me, my baby, Marvin, Nicole, Sammypants and Greg. I'm not sure if anyone else is being invited.

//long update is satisfactory and long?

How the HELL am I Sore Everywhere?!

2009-05-13T14:09:27Z

"How'd you end up with this guy?"
-Andrew's stepdad

I think we have officially gone through the "meet the parents" stage. I met his parents last week (although I still have to meet his dad at some point, which should be awkward) and spent the day with them. His mom gave me a hug goodbye and I was like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! She's such a sweetheart. His stepdad's pretty ok too. Then Andrew spent the day at my house yesterday and stayed for dinner, which he was terrified of cause he thinks my parents hate him and then my dad and I drove him home. He doesn't think my parents hate him anymore! YAY.

Anyways, so I'm been sucked into this cult thanks to my mom, which I'm sure I've told you about. I have no idea how I'm going to get out of this one. $400 for 12 sessions of these "light touches" that are suppose to be like going to see a chiropractor. I call bullshit.

And after the 12 sessions, they make you pay $60 for a "retest" to see how your posture and nervous system have improved (all they do is look at you, WUT?!) before they tell you you need to come back for another 2 months, but you only need to go twice a week instead of 3 times. Another $650 gone. I know because my mom just entered the twice a week bullshit. There is no way I am spending anymore money. I'm not noticing anything different. In fact, I'm pretty sure I have more problems and am in more pain then when I began! And I definitely feel violated.

Ugh, and my mom is still on my case about getting a summer job. Um yaaaaa I'm hoping that doesn't happen? Working is the bain of my existence. I would rather do ANYTHING else. School. Travel. Live with someone I hate. Rob a bank. That might not go so smoothly though .. You get the point!

//I don't want to drive today

More than Puppy Love

2009-04-27T21:54:05Z

"If you wanted the most exotic, expensive Egyptian animal, I would get it for you. I wouldn't be able to afford it, but I'd steal it if you wanted it."
-my baby

I GOT A NEW CELLPHONE!!!!! Doo-dah doo-dah! And the guy who sold it to me had a half front tooth and may have been hitting on me because there's no way he charged me enough and it was kinda sketchy cause he gave me his card and was like, "If you have ANY problems or questions or ANYthing, just give me a call." I'm hoping he says that to everyone. That seems like a normal thing to say to a customer, right?

But ya, cellphone is sexy, it's a Samsung Cleo u440. But it's square. And it's a blue with deep blue flowers on it ANNNND it has a camera. I'm very excited about this new phone guys. I still need to add you in now that I've got the hang of how it works. PICTURE: .

The reason I got it was because I wasn't getting some of my texts and it cost me like $75 on pay as you go for a week since I was texting so much. My dad was LIVID! Livid I tell you (although I'm not sure why because I was paying for it ...). So now I have a plan with unlimited texting and unlimited talking after 7pm-8am the next day and weekends are free. I love it. And it's only $30 a month. I win =D

And I'm sure you've all read/heard about my boyfriend by now so I won't gush again. My family thinks his name is the most hilarious/ironic thing in the world annnnd I resent them for it ahah whatever, I'm happy.

//my sister drew a pirate andher teacher turned it into a nazi

So I think I'm arguing with a 12-year-old?

2009-04-13T22:04:45Z

"Poop! Ahahaha"
-some random kid upon hearing that someone we know finds the word 'poop' hilarious

I walked to OP with my sister today cause it was nice out and I needed to do some shopping but I was too lazy to walk all the way to the dollar store. I spent far too much money but I bought this new battery charger and I'm actually really amused by it because it's blinky. oh, and I spend Friday/most of Saturday at Felicia's chillin out max and relaxin all cool =D

So, fight behind the cut? lmao you enjoy reading about the drama.

So this Veronica girl who seems to think she's hot shit (and apparently a friend of Felicia's) decided to comment on F's photo album she entitled "Crazy Crackheads 01" by saying something and so my sister and I replied back cause .. honestly, it was a stupid comment:

HSB [hot shit bitch]: Felicia don't you EVER call yourself a crack head!!! not even ass a joke!

Me: hm except everyone knows we would never do crack so I don't see why this bothers you so much .. chill a little; it's an expression, people use it all the time. If it offends you, ignore it =)

Victoria: soo true!! chill ppl ! it's just a crazy name that was funn!

HSB: felicia your cool, but your little friends are a different story. I don't care wut "tammy" or "victoria" call themselfs but felicia your my friend and Im just letting you know that where im from it's not "cool" or funny to call yourself or be called a crackhead! SO! felicia check your friends cause im talking to you and im sure they dont want to piss ME off! you know me and my temper!

M:Someone needs to learn to use quotations - hint: you use them when someone has said something you want to quote ... neither of us said it was cool or funny, I said it was "an expression" and my sister said it was a "crazy name that was funn"

I wasn't going to waste my time replying to someone who feels the need to trash talk others, threaten us and just act like a general bitch when we just told you to chill, but someone needs to tell you how it is. If you took it the wrong way, no wonder you get so pissed off at everyone.

And we're not only her friends, we're related to her, so maybe you should "check" yourself.

Felicia, don't even listen to this argument, it's not even worth it. You can name your photo albums whatever the hell you want =)

HSB: you did waste your time! shut up! all i read was blah blah blah blah! if i threaten anyone you would know trust me on dat! BIAAATCHHHHHHHH!! who's everyone??? you dont know me! you dont scare me PUTA! felicia, im sorry about noisyTammy...! you know me. once again felicia SORRY for all this SHIT, u r an angel and a good person. I was jokingly commenting on YOUR photo, key word, YOUR photo but because that noisey, blah,blah blah tammy now all you have all this shit on your pic. maybe tammy thinks Im a little girl. Im grown! P.s.tammy im not writtin a novel or essay SO why the fuck should I give a shit how i type! MIND YOUR BIZZ! Im LMFAO AS i type diss! HAVE A GREAT DAY FELICIA!!!!!!! stay out of trouble! [She actually deleted her original comment and this one after she sent this and instead wrote:]
all I read is blah, blah blah! I was JOKINGLY saying to felicia not to call HERself a crackhead! I commented on FELICIA"S photo not tammy. So, tammy realated or not mind your fuckn bizznezz! Felicia knows me and she knows i joke around a lot. Does TAMMY know ME???? NO! so stop flapping you dutty lips!!! I would never threaten anyone first of all, and on facebook??Come on! last thing to NOZY tammy.....I'm not wrttn a novel nor an essay so why the fuc should i care wut and how im typing??? funny thing is, you just made my day cause im LMFAO tammy! Stop NAGGING at people u dont even know. Your her RELATIVE and it's ok for you to know someone you care about is calling themself's a crackhead???? Anyways FELICIA, your a good person so is your lil sis and brother and say hi to Jon for me! Have a great day. Tammy, u have been dismissed!!!!!BIATCH!

M: grow up.
Seriously.
And learn to spell, even if all you type is worthless garbage.

PS: "they dont want to piss ME off! you know me and my temper!" IS an indirect threat.

Done.

Some people are just .. like whaaaat the fuck? I thought my response to her original comment was pretty diplomatic, so I don't know why she got all defensive about it but yeaaaaah she needs to go to school. Because obviously, she hasn't attended in the last 10 years. My eyes were burning trying to read through the rubbish that was her smack talk.

And I'm totally going to steal the .. it doesn't even have a title! I'm stealing the whatever the hell it is from Andrew, there.

Name some trios to either marry, screw or toss off a cliff.

And no, I'm not screening comments. Because .. well unless you want me to? I certainly won't be embarassed by the answers, so the only reason I would screen them is if you're uncomfortable asking. Dun dun DUN! Ask away, lovelies.

//pointless post is POINTLESS =)

1. My favourite flower is an orchid
2. If any of my exes asked me out again, I'd probably say yes (I know, I know)
3. I've watched porn.
4. I'm a total PC gaming nerd and can't wait for D3 to come out.
5. I want a motorcycle but I'd be afraid to start it up.
6. I'm extremely afraid of ladybugs and cried last week in class because Nicole was chasing me with a picture of them.
7. I think I'm boring so I read celebrity gossip to have something to talk about.
8. Every summer I hold a grudge against my dad for no longer camping at Rock Point.
9. I would love to become a wildlife photographer but I don't think I have the talent and I care too much about money.
10. Growing up has made me cynical, sarcastic and hermit-like (more than usual car! lol)
11. I enjoy seeing the dead bodies on my venus fly trap because it means less insects in my house =)
12. I hate looking young, but I don't want to face the responsibilities of being an adult.
13. I can be extremely gullible
14. I take my elective classes more seriously than the ones I need for my program
15. I wish I lived somewhere warm so I could wear shorts and a tank year round
16. I'm jealous of Emma Watson.
17. I care too much what others think.
18. I can't sleep with sheets on my bed; I'll pull them off in the middle of the night and wind up with them wrapped around my neck in the morning.
19. I tried to play Guitar Hero World Tour on the guitar on the easiest level and failed.
20. I researched magic mushrooms for a story I did for F&FT
21. I judge Petcetera every time I go in (and it's so much worse now that I'm not there! =P)
22. I like road trips
23. I generally have a good sense of direction.
24. I get stressed when things don't go as planned
25. Mangos are gross.

Say Again?

2009-03-23T02:37:33Z

"If that was a homosexual advance, I accept!"
-Russell Brand

So, I've got rid of my cold (though I've still got a bitchin cough) and I'm feeling much better. Placement is doing alright, I suppose, though the supervisors kinda scare me? Like they "raise their voices" at the children and it's kind of intimidating to tell the truth. And they don't answer me emails so I don't know if they received my planning forms or not or what the hell I'm suppsoe to do this week *eyeroll*

But yer, new layout. You love it, secretly.

And the party yesterday? Was absolutely fantastic until Nicole's other friends showed up that I didn't know - then it was awkward. And here's some reason's why you should never wear a dress:

1) McDonald's at 10 at night, wearing a dress, will get you a lot of stares and whispers.

2) There are creepers at gas stations. Who will stare. And stare. And stare. Then smirk.

3) Crazy gangstas in Mississauga will come towards your car on a red light, forcing you to lock the doors.

4) Old men driving by when you are walking will whistle and slow down to stare at you. Not cool.

//TRUFAX

PS: Twilight = full of fail

Sick? I think so

2009-03-08T03:33:03Z

"Do we need to get you a bed next to grandma in the hospital?"
-my aunt

Alright, so last Saturday was a disaster, to say the least. I spent $150 on some awesome ass clothes at Giant Tiger during my outing with my mom, aunt, sister and grandma. At 10 at night, just as I'm about to limber off to bed, I hear my grandma yell, "SANDY!" I clomp downstairs to see if my dad heard her and the next thing I know, 911 has been called.

My grandma can't breathe, some hot firemen arrive, just as a nude scene appears on my grandma's TV (and their reaction was hysterical; the one jumped in front of the screen with his arms outsplayed so she couldn't see the screen and yelled, "No wonder you can't breathe!"). Then some hot ambulance guys arrive - they clearly were handling my grandma, she had oxygen on, I was allowed to oggle.

They drive off, my mom and I get in the van and drive over to the hospital, arriving just after the ambulance. We're told to wait for 15 minutes while she gets settled and then they'll call us in. At midnight (clearly a LOT longer than 15 minutes later), as I'm snacking on my teddy grams, my mom tells me to harass the nurse to find out what's going on. She let's us in, we see my grandma who has an oxygen mask covering her entire head practically (I laughed so hard) and the doctor tells us they're waiting for the test results back but she'l be moved to ICU right after so there's no point in sticking around.

We go home and come back 10 hours later to see her in ICU. A day later she gets moved to the 4th floor and she's been there since. They STILL don't know what's wrong with her and are doing more tests. She's trying to kill herself by taking her oxygen off and running around the halls till she's coughing for air. Silly granny. She's supposed to be out in a day or so but she's doing quite fine besides the coughing till she passes out nonsense.

My entire reading week was a waste as I did absolutely nothing. It was joyous. And very hermit like as I didn't talk to anyone outside my family and I didn't really go anywhere outside the hospital and my house. I start my placement on Monday at 8:30 am at OLP junior YMCA and I think I'm going to want to kill myself or the kids before the day is out. I'll probably reconsider my career ... again, to be honest. Ughh I don't know what I want to do. No, actually, I do. I'll just die if I pursue it because I'm friken allergic to animals *sigh*

Holy fuck I do not feel well at all. My stomach hurts like hell and I think I'm going to be sick. Ughhhhhh ... and I have a headache! Do you not love my whining and complaining? The weather needs to warm it's ass up so I can get out. I'm very antsy and desperately want to go to London.

Oh! And Felicia invaded my house today lol she arrives just in time for dinner and then takes over my computer. I didn't mind, I was bored and too antsy to care about anything to be honest.

//Don't forget to change your clocks!

Anxiety

2009-02-24T03:29:24Z

*Sam messaged me 3 times and they became emails to me instead*
-THE FUCKERY OF THE MSN

Alright, so if this mouse does not stop double clicking it about 3 seconds I will be forced to change it with a boring old black mouse. (The one I have now is blue/see-through and has blue and red lights inside.) I do not like boring old black mouses dammet! And what is going on with MSN? I must be the only person experiencing technical difficulties. MUST BE.

Anywho, last weekend I went out to TRCS and because it is super awesome, they now (or maybe it was a one time thing?) sell Venus Fly Traps. I WAS SO EXCITED!!! I bought one. And I've almost managed to kill it already. Here's my problem - I can't grow plants. Bamboo? DEAD - I pretty much caused it to go moldy and rot. Orchid? DEAD! VFT? I will force it to live goddamn it!

And that's pretty much my life in a nutshell ATM. I'm exciting, I KNOW.

//cows need to wear pants

PS OMG OMG OMG (I have this sudden sugar surge that makes me imagine old lady teachers naked in a lounge drinking burbon and pantsless cows and goldfish PLZ DO NOT ASK) so I watched Quarantine last night (wtf-ist movie ever Y/Y?) and I thought it was rabies as soon as I saw the lady but that's not the point. My sister managed to not have any nightmares BUT when she went to school today she got all jumpy cause she thought everyone was suddenly going to turn rabid and get her lmao hahaha this is brilliant! I'm so amused right now guys. I think it was the raisin bran muffin. Oh dear lord how I hate raisins, why would anyone ever eat them? They're like mushrooms, really. KILL THEM ALL!!!!

. . . ...... .................. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Chick Flick, Wuut?

2009-02-14T23:22:29Z

"Greg, we should probably warn you that Tammy has a cold, black heart."
-Nicole

So, I wa suppose to go bowling last night. Didn't happen; mainly because it was crowded as fuck, but also because we didn't want to pay $40 per hour + the shoe rental. So after 10 minutes of standing around and not knowing what we were doing, we get back in the car. From there we:

1) Called about 3 different bowling alleys, hoping one was worth it. We found one that was like $5 a person per game, but it was on Cawthra and Sam really didn't want to drive downtown Mississauga to some sketchy bowling place. And we didn't have Hopedale Bowl's number so we didn't know if they were open.

2) Tried to see what was playing at Famous Players. Of course, they don't have it listed outside the fucking building, so Nicole and I run in and find out nothing was playing until after 9:30, and it was only like 20 after 8. So Greg, Sam's bf, gets out his cell and finds the number for AMC and Sam calls. There were so many things playing, but nothing was on until the same time as FP.

3) Looked at fish in the pet store. Um, so Petsmart? Not very fantastic with the animals, actually. When it was super pet, they had birds on the floor, small animals, (more) reptiles .. like there were animals! Now, there's like 3 cats and some fish. Not exciting.

4) Dragged Greg into a clothing store and we all made fun of the ridiculous outfits. Seriously, there was size 00 pants and I'm pretty sure my 10-year-old cousin couldn't fit in them, they were so small. And we all almost suffocated because it was stiffling in that store.

5) Drove around Bristol Circle, because they didn't believe AMC was there, and when we found it, we drove around the plaza because we had no luck finding anything to do. We cranked up her radio, rolled down the windows and started screaming the lyrics. Good times.

6) Then we drove back up to Dundas and it was only 10 after 9 so they all decided to do a swoop in through some Starbucks drive-thru. It took 10 minutes to figure out where the drive-thru was, for starters and then they couldn't decide what they wanted. And then they didn't have any strawberry sauce so they substitued raspberry and we thought Nicole might drop dead because she'd never had them before and might be allergic.

7) Went back to Famous Players and learned the only 3 things they wanted to see were playing after 10, so Sam started getting pissy and then everyone lost their cellphones (except me, somehow I lost my ring instead) and we drove back over to AMC. And couldn't find a parking spot because no one knew where the entrance was and they didn't believe me.

8) Ended up seeing He's Just Not Into You. I had given up trying to plead for a different movie at this point. It .. wasn't too bad. Like, I wanted to kill Scarlett Johansson for being a whore (which, actually, is how I feel about her all the time, but I was extra pissed about it in the movie ..) and I felt embarassed for/by Gigi almost the entire movie, but .. I kind of liked the format, actually. And where the hell did Drew Barrymore come from/go during the movie? Like .. her character could have easily been cut. EASILY. And I don't mind her, so like .. I just saw her as pointless in that movie. And Jennifer Connelly, you did not age well. Go back to the Labrynth days. Take David Bowie with you and give him to me. 2 random guys sitting in front of me (in the first row, I assume they came late as well) left halfway through and I started cracking up.

9) Dropped Nicole off, found everyone's cellphones like sliding around under the seats (my ring is still MIA in her car somewhere) and then Sam drove me home. I collapsed in bed at 12:30.

I got my nails done today and I have to say, they are flipping Springish. I'm hoping by wearing warm colors the weather wil improve, but it hasn't happened so far.

//my nails match the carrots at Longos

What is this Nonsense

2009-02-02T01:02:16Z

"I don't know [you stupid, stupid white girl]"
-some random Chinese woman who works at Dollarama, pretty sure she wanted to kill me, actually

Can someone please explain to me why I have seen A Cinderella Story starring ... ........ ......... Hilary Duff! (it took me 5 whole minutes to think of her name, lame! I started typing that girl who played in that Disney show, Lizzie - but I blanked out at how to spell the last name. I'm a genius, I know. [and I was too lazy to look it up, k?]) Twice within 24 hours? It seems every time I go downstairs my sister has that on TV.

And also, where is summer? Goddamn I can't stand this shitty snow anymore! And you know the worst part? There is this *new* sidewalk plough that has a snowblower in the front. So now, instead of worrying that I will be run over by the evil man driving on of these things, I have to worry about being shredded to bits and blown out all over the snow. Fan-fucking-tastic. And it's been snowing like every single motherfucking day! The only time snow will be acceptable from now on is if I get a snowday. And it is announced BEFORE I get there!

Oh, I had the weirdest dream last night (and because I can't think of anything to type, and I'm bored, you get to hear about it) that I had to go to my elementary school with my sister and some guy with long, wavy blonde hair clung to my leg like a kid and I had to drag him around, although I had NO CLUE who the fuck he was. And then, out of nowhere, Rory shows up in this hobo get up and has gained weight so my sister keels over laughing and says he's fat. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!

I clearly need to get out more. And it's so weird, I always have dreams about my elementary school, never HT. Usually zombie hordes are involved. I know, you're thrilled, aren't you? Right, I leave you with my disturbing thoughts ... and car, I might do that facebook thing at some point. If I can think of enough things.

//Yeah ... right.

Abuse and Fairy Tales

2009-01-15T02:37:16Z

"OMG so he answers the question and goes back on MSN!"
-my Fantasy and Fairy Tale prof

Alright, so first day back and I absolutely loved it. Got to sleep in cause my first class didn't start until 11 and then I had a prof I had last semester who is a fairly easy marker. The only thing that bugs me about her is that she say, "Aiiiight?" after ever sentence. Drives me up the fucking wall, aiiiight? GAH!

My second teacher is absolutely awesome so far, and I'm totally going to enjoy this class because so far I know all the answers and .. THERE ARE GUYS IN THIS CLASS. This is a major thing because every other course I have to take with the same people that are taking my section of the program - all who are catty females. So, even though most of the guys in this elective are asian, they are guys. And will make things a lot more interesting.

Example: TODAY!

K, so to start class we had to say our name and our favourite fairy tale and this one kid who isn't asian decides he doesn't like fairy tales. I'm thinking "well then why the hell are you in this class?" and he continues to explain that he wants to learn about the history of fairy tales and their impact on culture and that he's interested in German fairy tales. So the teacher tells us to get in groups and think about what a fairy tale is, where they come from, etc. and afterwards she asked people to share their opinions. So, of course, this guy decides to talk.

He was like, "Well, fairy tales came from Europe because Europe like invaded the world - sorry to say but it's true - and so that's why we have a lot of German stories like Hansel and Gretel."

And then this other guy from like Isreal or somewhere over there (he has an extremely thick accent, it takes a while to try and comprehend what he's saying) who also doens't like fairy tales was like, "I'd just like to say that you are wrong because, actually, my country took over a few places in Egypt and China. So you know, it wasn't just Europians. I mean, yes, they did invade a lot of places, but so did my people."

So the first guy decides to make the randomest comment ever that offends accent guy, "Oh, that's right, you guys have Aladdin."

Like, where the fuck did this come from? Ahahah did he just realize we were in a fairy tale course or somat? The rest of the class is like, why are we talking about invasions? But the best thing ever was accent guy's final words:

"Excuse me, I was just responding to what you were saying because you were wrong."

And then the teacher hurried on to change the subject and asked my opinion on it, to which sparked like her 10 minute lecture. I AM AWESOME. And a dork. And the class was only an hour instead of 3, fuck yeah!

So this is my schedule:

Mon&Tues: off first 7 weeks/placement last 7 weeks
Wednesday: Child abuse 11-1/Fantasy & Fairy Tales 3-6
Thursday: Observation in ECE 10-12/Nutrition 2-5
Friday: Play 2 from 8-11/Learning Environment 2 from 12-3

As late as Wednesdays are, I think they're going to be my favourite days. For fuck's sake, the textbooks for F&FT are two novels of compiled fairy tales! I am going to plough through them. Why can't all textbooks be novels? I would READ them if they were .. not just spend $600 and maybe read the first chapter.

//my grandmother doesn't understand circle roads

Get Your Clicker Ready

2009-01-08T03:37:55Z

This is a SRS BSNS post.

So, as you may or may not have heard, the people who own LJ are jerkoffs. Due to ONTD's awesome newscasting, I learned here that like half the staff in San Francisco were laid off. From there, I wasn't to concerned because, as we all know, half the world is in economic downfall at the moment and layoffs are expected. HOWEVER, I like to read the comments because I learn more from actual users than technical jargon, and I was linked to a guy whose wife was one of the lj workers laid off.

And I was like WTF is going on LJ? You'd better not fucking die on me after I spent a buttload of money on a permanent account. I will go apeshit. So I went a little paranoid and backed up all my entries using LJarchive, which I downloaded here. I figured, you know, even if LJ doesn't break, I want my entries backed up anyway. It's easier to search through them this way if I'm looking for an entry and it looks so pretty.

But then I actually got kinda freaked out because I tried to read my friend's page and OHNOES! the site was down A-FUCKING-GAIN. I decided I needed a backup site because, believe it or not, I do like posting and if I didn't have LJ what the fuck would I do? And I keep tabs on communities easily using lj. So I went and got myself an Insanejournal account. Yes. I know. Yes. I know. ~~I haaaaaaaaaate the main page layout cause it looks like a child threw up on it~~ I changed the layout and thusly changed the ugly color, thankfully the user journals are exactly like LJs, as is the rest of the set up, so if I am forced to migrate, I'm all set.

I'm sure this is all going to blow over but, you know, like Scar from the Lion King says, "Be prepared!"

//Enough of this panicking

2009 Movies and Mayhem

2009-01-06T16:32:57Z

"OMG THAT'S CREEPY! Chris looks exactly like Brian!"
-my sister commenting on the 2006 yearbook

Meh, I've got nothing better to do on this lovely morning while waiting for my laundry to finish, so I might as well yoink! Andrew's idea and tell you the movies I want to see this year:

1. Inkheart (January 9)
2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (January 23)
3. Watchmen (March 6)
4. Monsters vs. Aliens (March 27)
5. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (March)
6. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (May 1)
7. Star Trek (May 8)
8. Terminator Salvation (May 22)
9. Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian (May 22)
10. Up (May 29)
11. Fast & Furious (June 5)
12. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (June 26)
13. Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (July 1)
14. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (July 17)
15. Nine (September 9)
16. Planet 51 (November 20)
17. Sherlock Holmes (November 20)
18. Cirque Du Freak
19. The Princess And The Frog (December 25)

I'm kinda iffy on Coraline, only because the book annoyed the shit out of me in the first 3 pages - hopefully the movie won't be with the Tim Burton direction.

So, later on I'll be changing my layout, when I get time. For now, you can all hold on to the holidays, even though most (if not all) of you are back in school - suckers. I'm thinking a masquarade [sic, I KNOW] theme.

//Why is HP so far away?

Happy New Year!!!!

2009-01-01T23:52:22Z

Hello all!

I know this has been a pretty crap year, but as livejournal was down for "emergency maintanence" I thought I'd write up this little bugger to remind you of some of the fastinating events I've been through.

1) Got into college
2) Left my crappy job at petcetera
3) Adopted and gave up my 2 cats, Tux and Dot
4) Kept none of my resolutions
5) I FINALLY WENT TO THE ZOO
6) My grandma had a quadruple bipass
7) I caused a ringworm scare
8) I was told I "have a Baby, was getting Married and would be in the Army during the summer"
9) My mom had a seizure/passed out in OP
10) I went clubbing for the first time

Ya, my birthday? Not so much fun. I spent more money than I should've, but my mom bought me a nice dress you'll eventually see pictures of.

And we start the new year off with a bangin' meme

1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before?
See text before cut.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Ahahah yeah, not at all. I was going to make some for this year, but I don't want to go through feeling like a failure so I'm just going to try and be happier and healthier.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Um, well it was a cousin, so I suppose that counts?

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Thank god, no, not this year.

5. What countries did you visit?
America lmao I didn't go anywhere this year

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?
i can't really say for sure .. maybe just more happiness?

7. What dates from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
I don't have the memory for specific dates, but certain events will be remembered.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Getting into college, only because I was beginning to deem it impossible.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Not staying connected to my friends outside school.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Ahahah yes. Oh, so badly I was ill with some sort of mold/fungus/disease that looked like ringworm.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
My collection of books from Barnes and Noble in the states, only because I paid liek half price for them.

12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
Felicia - she let me torture her this year ♥

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
Most of my new "friends", actually. They turned out to be catty whores and it's just unacceptable.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Who the hell knows? Food, clothes, college.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
College and quiting my shitty job. And getting my cats.

16. What song will always remind you of 2008?
Weirdly: Minutes to Midnight - Linkin Park
It constantly played at Petcetera and all summer long I heard it, so yer.

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer?
a) Happier, I suppose?
b) Fatter, as my trainer enjoys telling me
c) Richer, but only because I had a fairly decent wage and money to start with before I blew $5000

18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Excercised? Damned if I know.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Bitch, stress, procrastinate.

20. How did you spend Christmas?
I stayed home and ended up having like 4 mini-Christmases with all the relatives that popped over with gifts and stayed for dinner. It was very relaxing and pleasant.

21. Did you fall in love in 2008?
Nope.

22. How many one-night stands?
None.

23. What was your favourite TV program?
SUTUCD:C actually won this year, good grief! Damn Nico and his sexy ass.

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Erm, well I met new people, didn't I? So I'm allowed.

25. What was the best book you read?
Tithe. Or Ironside. Yeah, I read some crappy books this year.

26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Money Honey - State of Shock.
So it wasn't really a discovery, but I hadn't known them until I constantly heard this song in Williams every morning before work

27. What did you want and get?
Cats - got and left; college

28. What did you want and not get?
A dog & to go back to England

29. What was your favourite film of this year?
GAH! How dare you?! WALL-E FTMFW!

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I turned 20, went to the zoo on the Sunday, which was my early "to-do", but my birthday was spent shopping with my aunt, grandma, sister, mom and aunt. We went to Wendy's for lunch and ESM for dinner. OMFG they don't sing happy birthday anymore because too many people complained! I used the chocolate sauce from my free dessert to write "where's my SONG?" on a napkin.

31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
I think if work had been more pleasant and I had gone to England, I wouldn't have been able to ask for a better year.

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2008?
A horrible uniform/loose summer clothes/nothing remotely revealing; for god's sake I work with children now!

33. What kept you sane?
Friends, TV, the cats

34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Johnny Depp will FOREVER be my lover. Piss off.

35. What political issue stirred you the most?
Erm, none? I wasn't all that bothered, although I'm told I should be.

36. Who did you miss?
NGL, Eric. Didn't show up to the family reunion and he's supposedly here, but I've heard nothing from him since last year this time.

37. Who was the best new person you met?
Nicolesocks and Sammypants get equal love. But Sammypants has a car and drives me home =P

38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008.
Just when you think you matter, you don't. =)

39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"You try to break me
You want to break me
Bit by bit
That's just part of it."

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!

It was Two Degrees in London Today

2008-12-30T02:52:24Z

"That port's mine!"
-My grandma G. (don't touch the alcohol)

Alright, quick catch up on things you've missed, then a list of things to come.

Past

1) I went to my cousin Aaron's Christmas party on the 20th and had a blast. I was introduced to jell-o shooters and now love them for life. My 14-year-old cousin had more alcohol than me though, is that a little sad?

2) I finished first semester and got my grades - 4.0 average thank you very much (apparently the highest you can get is 4.3, but they don't ... give them out? So it doesn't matter).

3) My family and I extended our Christmas Eve tradition of looking at the lights in the rich district and drove along lakeshore to Burlington and back. I was very disappointed in the lack of lights, not going to lie. Putting some sort of lights up for one night of the year will neither destroy the planet or your wallet.

4) Christmas was fantastic - I'm pretty sure I bought more presents than I received but everyone ADORED what they were given so I felt all warm and toasty inside. And I only had 1 Smirnoff =)

4 and 1/2) We watched old school A Christmas Carol (the black and white version) and I have never realized how funny it was until now. The guy is absolutely cookey and I like it.

5) Felicia's family threw a dinner party on the 27th that included orange juice and vodka drinks for me. ~~The food was crap though, and Felicia started an argument about starving people~~ SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it was very nice. I had sperm drawn on my leg.

6) I went to the zoo. After a year of begging, pleading, yelling, screaming, temper-tantrums, whining and complaining, I WIN! It was cold as fuck, half the animals were off exhibit but I didn't care. Zoo is <3

Yet to Come

1) IT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! I will be 20. Not 18. 20. I will finally be as old as everyone else! ~~And people wonder why my friends in college are only 18.~~

2) We're hosting a New Year's Eve bash at my place! There will be food. And an unknown movie. AND BOOZE. I'm going to have so much fun, only because everyone else will be smashed except for me, cause I don't get drunk.

3) I'm posting my year in review Wednesday morning, only because I won't have time that night.

4) Resolutions, etc. (no idea what the etc. is buuuuut ..) will be up New Years day.

//I apologize for my lack of Christmasing!

PS: Caroline ... it will get to you in 2-4 weeks, whenever I buy the goddamn stamps. I keep forgetting. And you will get it, cause I put effort into it!

Why Hello Thar

2008-12-17T04:36:58Z

"WHEN I TALK IN CAPS IT'S URGENT!"
-Nicole

Grammar + spelling need to be retaught in school in grade 12, so that when students graduate, they don't look like total idiots. I'm just saying, you know, putting the idea out there. (I will laugh so bloody hard if there is some mistake in this post now.)

I'm going to Toronto.
It's going to snow.

Christmas is coming!

//Bring your eggnog

Holiday Spirit

2008-12-15T00:25:53Z

"What the hell are 'whore durves'?"
-my dad

Reasons why I'm tres excited to be off:

1) I watched the Dark Knight. It was well done but ... maybe I was just tired cause I almost feel asleep.

2) No more assignments. Or exams. Until January 15th. Bitching.

3) I get to chill with people I haven't been able to while I was at school.

4) IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

5) I can decorate my room/house

6) I finally got a tree =) It's big and bushy. *mindgutter*

7) Presents.

//That is all.

Christmas Gift to Me

2008-12-05T04:08:15Z

"You'll have to excuse me if I sound like Kermit the Frog today."
-Cindy, my LE prof.

So, guess who just bought herself a $175 permanent account? Yer, I love spending money on myself .. and it's not like something that will ever break or get used up (hence the *permanent* part) and $25 goes to charity so I give to someone else to. I just need to choose. In the meantime, does anyone want my remaining paid time? I have 130 days as I write this so I would assume that even if you have a paid account, you would get the time added on to whatever you have now. And more userpics to go crazy with ..

In other news, 1 week left of classes *dundun dundun dun DUN!* (ya, hungry, hungry hippos theme song. That's right.) and I'm pretty sure I failed my first exam I did on Monday cause I studied nothing. And then A MONTH OFF holy fuck. I'm excited. Except, I have to choose an elective and because I have field placement on Mondays and Tuesdays, I can't take the Undead: Vampire Study course on Monday. I'm going to end up doing some crappy criminology course now cause Nicole got second pick (yes, I'm lame and want to take the same course as someone I know).

Also, I have started going back to the gym and have a personal trainer who enjoys laughing at my lack of being able to pick up 20 pounds. He shall pay. Or I shall die. OR I'll go back to school and look like a shmale cause I have 10 training sessions with him in the next month. Either way, you know.

OH! Last thing. Email me your addresses, so I can send your generic Christmas cards (I was too lazy to make anything this year, but they're still awesome). No promises you'll get them beforehand, though.

//I don't have TB!

Nico Flailing

2008-11-20T02:03:01Z

WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED?

I knew I should've killed Lisa off when I had the chance!

//NGL, I'm jealous

Catsicles

2008-11-18T01:41:47Z

"Do you suddenly yell 'ABORT MISSION!' and run out of the room naked?"
-Kerri and Amanda on 'hairy back syndrome'

I am getting shot tomorrow. And next week. What is with the fucking needles? I'm hating this program more and more with each day that passes. But 3 more weeks till my month long holiday! Which means: baking, singing, dancing, random adventures, decorating. MY BIRTHDAY!

House: What was with the fucking mosquito? I actually thought he blew up for a second there.

Just when I thought Cameron was gone, she popped back with a vengeance. GO AWAY! DG child, you piss me the fuck off. And you gave Chase 1 drawer for his clothes? You should get an award for your generosity. I want to slap her.

And I love that Wilson pushed House off the couch lmao and he asked Cuddy out .. he was clearly doing some speed beforehand. I don't know what would be worse: Hosue and Cuddy or Wilson and Cuddy.

The Biggest Loser: Vicky is such a bitch! She gives vickybitch a bad name holy jeesh.

And Heba! Fucking hell, woman, shut it. Ya, your husband's dying on the stepper but hey, "RUN ED! RUN GODDAMN IT THEY'RE CATCHING UP! RUN!" sounds like lovely encouragement. I kinda wish the random black lady who came from where the fuck exactly? had won. And kicked their selfish asses back to my pit of doom. But whatshisface is gone now so ..

BLACK TEAM FOR THE WIN!

SUTUCD:C Oh, Nico, you sexy, sexy man. I want to stalk you.

K, Blake, I think I had this discussion last week with the other judges, where were you? Oh, that's right; you were being gay. You cannot have a bus, you fancypants moron. I hope Mary comes back up and gives you all a good telling off. With a whip.

And why did whatsherface have Medusa hair? Seriously, Lisa had Medusa hair. If I wasn't so lazy and trying to finish this so I could keep going with my homework, I would post a camparison picture.

EDIT

See? Medusa I tell you. And why is it so difficult to find pictures of the gargon? Jeesh.

ANTM: Oh, Marjorie. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU WEARING? It was like a granny sweater, from the 1900's. Oh, and you had a bathtub party - with water in it wtf?

So, not gonna lie - I'm excited about this finale. As long as Sam "I'm going to make stupid faces and be a bitch" leaves. I want an Analeigh/McKey finale with McKey winning - only because I don't think Analeigh could survive being a real model. She's too cute.

Ugly Betty: Bad Daniel, bad!

Um, yer .. what was with the underground salon? And the ugly hats? And Tornado girl? It was like the producers smoked some crack and said the show wasn't enough like a soap opera yet. So they threw in some tree climbing girl, beef jerky, a wedding ring and a DUI truck driver.

I'm onto you.

CSI: So Grisom was back to normal, but now we have Korean kids shooting their crack mothers.

Who shoots crack through their toes? It was like .. awkward lmao BUT OMG the hot Korean/Chinese/Japanese/who the fuck cares?! guy from The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift had a 10 second part. I was comatose for those 10 seconds. Don't ask me what it is about him but .. anyways. So I actually thought the doctor was a child molester at one point. He still might be, actually. With a needle fetish. Yuck.

Supernatural: Needs less Dean getting his ass kicked.

Oh, and Sam, drunk? Funniest shit ever. "COME ON! LET'S DO THIS!" And then he fucks a demon ahahahahah and Dean's reaction, "Less naked plz." I need to find an icon of that epic moment. Erm, yeah, but you'd think Castiel would pop up at some point? I hate that they made the ending a cliffhanger.

K, so I was looking for a meme for you guys and can I just say: never ever view the latest entries. Why? Within the first 10 entries, 6 were porn shoots. My eyes. Needless to say, you get no meme until I can see again.

//WALL-E COMES OUT TOMORROW BITCHES!

Senile

2008-11-17T03:46:05Z

"It'll be the happiest 2 weeks of his life!"
-my aunt on me marrying my uncle if she died so I could get her money *shudder*

I was completely disappointed when I woke up this morning. I thought it was Christmas for some reason and I was looking forward to unwrapping presents and taking pictures and eating holiday foods and seeing relatives. Didn't happen. So I listened to Christmas music instead to cheer myself up.

Uh, but yeah, so I ended up having a pretty .. awkward weekend with senile old people. This is what happened:

1) There was a Tombola game at a rummage sale. My mom became addicted to it and spent like $20 on it. I spent $1 and won nothing, dammet! My grandma and aunt started and I had to literally drag them away.

2) My grandma and aunt were horrified by my Wellington's and laughed at me all day long. They're fashion massacres so whatever.

3) I was dragged to every warehouse sale in Brampton by my great aunt and uncle.
So. Many. Boxes.

4) We had lunch at a truckstop called Vesta. There were 8 of the hottest guys in this place and I was surrounded by people 50-80 years old.

5) My mom started checking the guys out and telling them they had nice "tooches".

6) My aunt threatened to run after them and get all their addresses.

7) MY GRANDMOTHER STARTED WHISTLING AT THEM! I almost died.

8) We went to Lindt and got free chocolates. Mmmmmm chocolate.

9) A bouncer at one of the werehouses started laughing at me because I had only bought 4 things of candy (you had to show this guy your receipt and what you had bought otherwise they wouldn't let you out of the store).

10) I nearly broke my great aunt and uncle's van trying to put the seat down so I could get out. Instead, I just did a somersault when the seat suddenly collapsed with me on top of it. It was so very, very painful.

11) I became the center of a very awkward conversation involving old people sex and money. You do not even want to know O_o

12) My mom tried to suffocate me with bags and boxes on the way home because they had bought so much shit and I couldn't see a thing. Until we went over a bump and I smacked my head on the ceiling.

13) For some really stupid reason, my dad called my mom's cellphone while I was shopping with her today and tells me to go outside to the window. I do, thinking he's going to show me something he's christmas shopping for to see whether or not he should buy it. No, he tells me there are two huskies in the back of a car. Then he waves and hangs up. Wtf? Texas is senile.

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father's & mother's middle names)
Arlene William

NASCAR NAME: (first name of your father's dad, mother's dad )
Billy Arthur - nice, could there please be female nascar racers?

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Gotamm

DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav animal)
Red Wolf

SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Lorraine Oakville

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The silver smirnoff twist

FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Tarn

GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie):
Sherbert Oreo

ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Midnight Oxford

PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Bluebell Oxford - I'm a posh porn star, k?

So, lucky me, I get Tuesday off. Which, you know, is good cause I haven't started the 3 projects due this weeks that accumulate to 40%, 20% and 35% of my mark in those classes. And two are research papers .. yeah. Damn you weekends!

//I bought a 5 ft candy cane filled with mini candies

Motherfucking Migrane

2008-11-08T00:28:45Z

"I like your little mimi."
-my sister trying to say the word "meme"

Fuck, I think the mold in the drink in front of me is giving me a migrane. Is that bad? I'll try and decide while I tell you:

1) I bought a lot of drugs today. Prescription drugs, of course, but a lot of drugs at that and the pharmasist looked at me funny before making me sign off on them. I'm a motherfucking junkie, bitch! Riiight.

2) I don't like baking. My grandma wants me to make cheesecake and a vanilla cake for her rammage (I totally pronounce it ra-maa-gee after watching My Favourite Martian) sale tomorrow. I'm point blank refusing. So far, it isn't working.

3) My aunt yelled at me for using short forms. Apparently, she has no idea wtf I'm saying when I message her on Facebook, which is funny cause I use normal words when talking to most [intelligent] people. Or when I don't feel lazy =D

4) I am about to spend over $300 in the next 2 weeks. Save me.

5) I bought baby wipes today! Fuck yeah. No, I'm not telling you why. It's a secret.

6) My posse and I are such bitches, you wouldn't think we were going to work with children. We abandoned a creepy girl who thinks she's a part of the posse (it's amazing that she has such high aspirations) on Wednesday to have lunch at OP. Yeah, we just ran out of the room. It was awesome!

7) Nico was being a sexy ahsaugds on SUTUCD:C OHH FUUUCK. My grandma happened to appear as Nico was dancing and like froze as she heard orgasmic sounds coming from my mouth. This is what my family puts up with every time he appears on the screen. I should probably feel bad.

Migrane still here? Check.

Alright, so this week sucked major hairy balls cause the fucking election decided to blow all over my shows and cancel them, but I still have some things to address.

SUTUCD:C WTF is with the sexy Rexy rocket and the VID?

Just because Mary is god when it comes to being a SUTUCD judge, and therefore can do crazy things to the dancers and fellow judges and/or create random vehicles the dancers are anxious to get on, DOES NOT MEAN EVERY OTHER JUDGE CAN HOP ON THE BANDWAGON! It's degrating. And stupid. And Rex scares me. So does that one choreographer who looks like 12 with vampire teeth. Go away! Jean Marc is excused because his trying so hard makes me laugh.

I'm kinda excited about next week cause Nico will have a different dance partner (I have a plan to throw one of the girls in a pit somewhere while I dress as them and dance with him) and I want to see how versatile he really is. But hot damn (this is my jam [fucking song]), when he started unbottoning that shirt ahahah the reaction from the audience was priceless.

BTW - I don't watch the results cause I forget/I don't care/I have no idea what time it's on at so I could potentially be watching another show. Nico is definitely in top 10, right? TELL ME HE'S IN THE FUCKING TOP TEN.

Ugly Betty: Jessie is still hawt. Marc, how could you? Your poor average gay guy ...

Amanda, my parents are right - why do you not just live in your mother's "secret room"? Stop stealing Betty's hot crushes (which are way too attractive for her anyways, but still)! And my parents thought Jessie was gay all the way through the episode, psh ... either he's not gay or Amanda can turn gay guys straight. As Marc as my evidence, I'll go with the former.

Wilhemena, please go change your underwear you dirty, dirty woman. You should not be having fantasies at your age and range of emotions, it's just .. gross. And wrinkly. Do not want.

CSI: Grisom, you now have my permission to go die with Sara in a hole.

Just when I thought I was rid of Sara and her depressing blahness that dragged the show down, the producer decides to fool me by playing the same message from her in an annoying sliced loop that cut through the interesting part of the episode (and trust me, there wasn't that much of it).

I was looking forward to this episode ever since I heard that Linkin Park had allowed the producers to base it off the song "Leave Out All the Rest". I just thought it could have been done so much better and that they could have played the song in a sliced loop instead of Sara's gravelled tones, "I guessssss what I'mmmm saaaaying iiiisss ..."

DIE. IN. A. HOLE.

//there is a male enhancement commercial on the radio and it's freaking me ouuuut

Sex

2008-11-04T01:19:09Z

"Miss, is it OK to marry your cousins?"
-Hunchback

I'm not sure if I've told you all this before (possibly not due to my horrendous upating) but my "posse" (fuck yeah, you're all jaelous you don't have one!) has decided to nickname pretty much everyone in class. It's awesome. What isn't awesome? That sex and penises ALWAYS come up during conversations. It's kinda creepy actually.

Things you should know:

1) Cuddy+House=OMGNOOO! Please stop. It was just awful to watch.

2) I have moldy ice tea sitting in front of me. Along with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... cream soda Fanta cans and an empty bottle of water. Think I should clean my room soon? It's a possibility.

3) Halloween was both a downer and kinda awesome. I mean, I made money cause I babysat, got free granola bars and was not dragged into trick or treating, but that also meant I got no extra candy. And all my neighbours now have pictures of me with their kids. I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE! In every picture I have this smirk, am kneeling in front of kids and holding out candy.

4) Saw 5? Yeah, it was the shit. Why? It answered every question I ever had about the series and AND the ending! OMG the motherfucking ending! I was so mad. But excited at the same time ... hmm.

5) My doctor told me my blood tests came back: I have a hormone imbalance and she thinks I'm a man. Thanks Dr Spaghetti! (No, that is not her actual fucking name, it just rhymes with it, k?) My life is complete.

6) My teacher is an actual fucking idiot. It was scientifically proven by me and my anal grammar/spelling retentiveness today in class.

OH! And I'm addicted to The Soup. Someone help me.

//next update when I get a chance (my mom won't let me drop out of college to go to Europe)

Drunk, Spaztic Hugging

2008-10-24T23:11:12Z

"Oh my gooooooooosh I LOVE YOU!"
-a very drunk classmate last night at Body English

K, so Felicia and I are going to attempt to see Saw 5 in a few minutes (hence the shortness) but can I just say I never want to be around that many drunk people ever again? Last night was .. attrocious! Especially the music. Bleh to reggae. Yay to driving so fast I didn't have time to fear for my life!

//nanananana